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Hey Gang – it is good to be back but I must thank my man Adso for doing a great job and holding the fort with some influential posts in between – I don’t know where I would be with out you man.

This post has been a couple of months in the making so it’s really not at all relevant anymore but I always have to talk about every album I enjoy or I develop Chlamydia – and I am sick of it killing fetus’ – that’s what a vacuum’s for.

Who Made Who – The Plot


I hold Who Made Who very close to my heart as their first album highly influenced where my music taste has ended up today. Because of this I was anticipating their new album ‘The Plot’ for a few years and the excitement really started to build at the start of the year with the hype around a couple of releases/remixes and then their unbelievable live show at The Zoo – See some footage below from my night.

They have noticeabley progressed since their first album yet not swayed away at all from their octive/disco/funk style. The Plot is a much more sophisticated arrangement which indicates the time which must’ve been spent producing such a great set of tracks. Where their first album was purely all about hooks and repetition with limited vocals The Plot shows that the boys from Denmark can step out of their comfort zone and start to present their humor in the English language to a further degree.

Who Made Who are able to use a guitar, drums and most importantly bass alone to produce some the most funky live dance music today, however with the further use of even more electronics and effects on The Plot they have truly slid into their rightful place amongst one of the best dance albums of this year.

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Who Made Who – Small Town City
Who Made Who – I Lost My Voice
Who Made Who – The Plot

Royksopp – Junior


I was just talking above about how Who Made Who really influenced my taste in music and I have just realized that there are two more groups in this post who also had a major influence that being Royksopp and Fischerspooner. Royksopp album is filled with it’s moments but also has some serious let downs. Lets drown in hedonism and live those moments below.

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Royksopp – The Girl And The Robot
Royksopp – Tricky Tricky
Royksopp – You Don’t Have A Clue

Chairlift – Does You Inspire You


Well this album is one for the whole family. It has been one of my favorites for the last couple of weeks. Heard some hype around their single “Bruises” from triple J airplay and was expecting an indie pop delight which would soon turn stale. I was pleasantly surprised with “Does You Inspire You” as the first track Garbage dug much deeper and showed not only their pop elements but also the brilliance behind the composition and arrangements of the tracks. Some nice effects, guitars and most importantly – vocal hooks.

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Chairlift – Garbage
Chairlift – Bruises
Chairlift – Planet Health

Tiga – Ciao


Well the album that all electro kids have been have been chewing their tongue for – Mr Tigahhh. Although I have suspicion’s that Tiga may not be any more then a DJ/Vocalist who makes a comfortable seat on real producers backs (e.g. Sir Dewaele 1 & 2) there is no doubting that this album will let the sadness off those molars. Why Tiga decides to put some of the stupidest lyrics I have ever heard in front of some of the nicest synths in all of Ghent I do not know, but after the first half of the album this is all forgotten and some seriously grinding quality takes over. I really want to thank you Tiga but I can’t help to look up at the god’s – Thank you Stephen and David.

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Tiga – What You Need
Tiga – Overtime
Tiga – Speak, Memory

The Juan Maclean – The Future Will Come


This fine piece of Disco Art will surely be hanging from my top album wall at the end of the year. I am starting to feel that everybody is talking about DFA these days with the rise of nu disco and my praise will be buried in repetition. So I will refrain from mentioning the label and King Murphatonic and simple talk solely about Juan Maclean.

As I begun to delve into the album visions of a heaven sprouted in my mind, this heaven being the chance to see all these sounds recreated live. I knew of Juan’s history in a band and by the sound of his production my hope was begging for a similar experience as LCD live. This hope soon turned to desire as I read this article http://www.residentadvisor.net/feature.aspx?1045 and for the first time realised that this could be one of the best live shows I ever see. This is my number 1 must see of this year and I may even be forced to MAKE it happen.

I cannot describe how good Happy House is but to even picture how great an extended version would be live is far beyond what our pathetic species can imagine. I put Happy House up in the same league as LCD’s Yeah (Crass Version) and Soulwax’s Another Excuse – Both of which had Sir Murphatonic splattered all over – and you thought I wouldn’t speak about him again.

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The Juan Maclean – Happy House
The Juan Maclean – The Simple Life
The Juan Maclean – Accusations

Fischerspooner – Entertainment


My dearest Fischerspooner where have you been? And why would you come to Australia last year only to play a silly DJ set you silly silly boys. I forgive you and yes you can entertain me.

I am sure I have spoken about this before but their last album “Odyssey” changed my life and ears in the best possible way. Listening to the album as I write this I realise that I have not listened to it enough and this is mainly because of two things:

The amount of new albums I have got over the last couple of months
Reading a stupid review of it in Mixmag giving it 2 stars before I had heard it.

Fuck you Mixmag – go stick a P Diddy remix of Lady Ga Ga up your ass and try not to blow your load you sick little fuck.

Anyway this album is quality although the mixing and mastering behind it seems to be lacking slightly from their last. The sounds are still there, and this is a sound, which will forever live on in my heart. I promise to turn my 9 listens on Itunes up to 18 by next week.

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Fischerspooner – The Best Revenge
Fischerspooner – Infidels Of The World Unite
Fischerspooner – Money Can’t Dance

Blackbelt AndersenBlackbelt Andersen


Blackbelt Andersen – an interesting name you have there and quite the interesting music too. Intriguing I may call it, perhaps describing it as space disco will make me seem more intellectually “nu”. What would it be like if a star exploded nearby? Would it sound like Slayer raping your face?? No you creep – I am hoping that having the chance to watch the light of this magnificent event spreading across the sky before it tore our skin apart to be as much of an adventure as the sound of Blackbelt Andersen.

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Blackbelt Andersen – Sondag
Blackbelt Andersen – Lordag
Blackbelt Andersen – Sirup

Peter Bjorn And John – Living Thing


Well after that ghastly metaphor lets move onto something a little easier to understand – three bohemian Swedes singing about all sorts of things that all seem to sound like a joke – although it’s mostly not. I think I have been listening to so much distortion in the form of guitars and synths the last few years that when something else I enjoy comes around with out the noise my mind thanks me in the most beautiful way – pleasure.

No I am not going to actually talk about their music – that would be very alternative?

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Peter Bjorn And John – It Don’t Move Me
Peter Bjorn And John – Nothing To Worry About
Peter Bjorn And John – Lay It Down

Passion Pit – Manners


Can you taste the hype?? Does it taste like high pitched vocal synth pop by nerds in glasses? Yes, you are right it also does taste quite good – but for how long my friend HOW LONG!!!

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Passion Pit – Manners
Passion Pit – Little Secrets
Passion Pit – The Reeling


I feel like I have been almost a little cynical in this post – I truly do apologise for this as I believe that humans are naturally built with virtue and trust – however I can not help it if 540 Millions years ago a Flatworm decided it would be fun to hate Acorn Worms because they were more sexually advanced.

Kind regards

Jimps

You’ve Been Living In A Bubble Made By People

Thinking back I can not understand why in the past I have started posts with an apology to all of you for not posting in such a long time. Maybe I felt the teeth of guilt chewing my conscience until my integrity as a blogger was left hanging by a thread. Or maybe I have never really understood anything I have ever said.

Why would I be sorry?

For now I will not be sorry instead I will be thankful to someone who truly deserves thanks and that is Adso for his first of hopefully many posts. I think you all should be very grateful to Adso as well.

Why would you be grateful?

In my defence for something I truly am not sorry about (i swear), at least when I do post it is with many hours thought as I listen to as many tracks as I can and realise some tracks are not worth posting.

Why would I waste money on stamps?

And you see I could post 1 track a day for 38 days or I could give all the tracks enough time to prove themselves and post 38 tracks in 1.

Aren’t you sick of these random questions?

I have changed my approach to suit the lazy downloader – which is all of you. See I have always been about economy when it comes to the incredible hard task of downloading so many songs. So just for you I have zipped each playlist, so instead of 38 “right click save as” you now only have to do 3. I suggest you throw each Playlist in order into Itunes or burn it onto a CD for the full effect of what I have always been trying to do here.

What have I been trying to do here?


A Derogatory Playlist PT IX

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A Derogatory Playlist PT IX Zipped

1. Van She – Kelly (M83 Remix)
2. The Shortwave Set – Glitches ‘N’ Bugs (Mungolian Jet Set Remix)
3. Friendly Fires – Paris (Aeroplane Remix ft. Au Revoir Simone)
4. Cut Copy – Far Away (Hercules & Love Affair Remix)
5. Grace Jones – Williams Blood (Aeroplane Remix)
6. Bipolar Badwise – Entwined
7. Digitalism – Apollo-Gize (Fred Falke Edit)

8. Who Made Who – TV Friend (Hot Chip Remix)
9. Curses! – The Deep End (ft Nancy ‘LCD Soundsystem’ & Juan Maclean)*Holy Ghost! Day School Dub)
10. CSS – Let’s Reggae All Night (Peter Makebish & Patrick Quade Remix)
11. That’s A Secret – Dope Fiend (Malente’s 1 Hour Remix)
12. Beni – My Love Sees You (Etienne De Crecy’s Coco Walsh Remix)
13. Shadow Dancer – Soap


A Derogatory Playlist PT X

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A Derogatory Playlist PT X Zipped

1. The Chaplin Band – Il Veliero
2. Harris Chalkitis – Right On Moving
3. The Long Blondes – Nostalgia (Glass Candy Remix)
4. Loin Brothers – Heavy Helmet
5. Franz Ferdinand – Ulysses (Beyond The Wizard’s Sleeve Remix)
6. The Juan MacLean – One Day
7. Tiga – Love Don’t Dance Here Anymore
8. Gang Gang Dance – House Jam (Hot Chip Remix)
9. Kaiser Chiefs – Never Miss A Beat (Cut Copy Remix)
10. Datarock – Give It Up (Kissy Sell Out Remix)
11. FrankMusik – Better Off As Two (Fan Death Remix Instrumental)
12. Royksopp – Happy Up Here (Boys Noize Remix)

I decided because I am such a cold and lonely person and I never show remorse for anyone I would post another 13 songs just for the road.

13 Songs for the Road

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13 Songs 4 The Road Zipped

!!! – Take Ecstacy With Me
Foals – Cassius (Tensnake Remix)
Them – It’s All Over Now (Kissy Klub Version)
Metronomy – A Thing For Me (Blackout Remix)
Who Made Who – The Plot (Discodeine Remix)
V.V. Brown – Leave (Featuring Little Boots)
The All-American Rejects – Gives You Hell (The Bloody Beetroots Remix)
Kanye West – Love Lockdown (White Chokolate Remix)
Candice Alley – Falling (Fred Falke Vocal Mix)
Jape – Floating (D.I.M Remix)
Lykke Li – Little Bit (Death To The Throne Remix!)
Digitalism – Echoes (Siriusmo Remix)
Mustard Pimp – Gold


I highly Recommend

Friendly Fires – Paris (Aeroplane Remix ft. Au Revoir Simone)

Well it’s quite obvious to see that Aeroplane are currently my favourite producers with three appearances in the above playlists. They seem to have perfected the pop disco mix and have the perfect ear for choosing exactly the right song to remix. With help from Au Revoir Simone; they have turned Friendly Fires ‘Paris’ into a melodic journey into an elegant electronic space which can only be described with a smile. I just love the break down at 4:17 when they begin to use some deeper organs to launch the track into a screaming ending.

Grace Jones – William’s Blood (Aeroplane Remix)

A Derogatory Playlist PT IX has a down tempo feel for almost three quarters of the way. This is evidence of my changing dance music taste over the last 6 months. Once again Aeroplane fly into the ideal vocal track, this time using the immortal disco queen Grace Jones and her come back single ‘Williams Blood’. What happens during this track is amazing – an old school disco voice mixes with the new school disco beats which after a break builds into a distorted synth sample spew which I am sure Aeroplane must have stole from Soulwax.

Who Made Who – TV Friend (Hot Chip Remix)

I was lucky enough to see Who Made Who play live a couple of weeks ago and it was an absolutely brilliant set. Their new album is set for release in March and they have already launched a couple of singles. When I am looking forward to an album I always try to ignore the bands singles as I think it can ruin the album when your start listening to it from start to finish and already know 1 or 2 tracks way more then the others. This rule offcourse does not apply for remixes and Hot Chip as always have done an original job at turning this one into a 8 Min masterpiece. WMW have always concentrated on short and catchy lyrics and when they are mixed with the production expertise of someone like Hot Chip you are destined for a hit.

Franz Ferdinand – Ulysses (Beyond The Wizard’s Sleeve Remix)

Well as anyone who knows anything knows – you never look past the Wizards Sleeve or should I say anything the Wizard Erol touches. Franz’s new album has definitely opened a whole new door for them in terms of fans and people who will be knocking on it to remix any number of their 20 new tracks. It is not a surprise that Beyond The Wizard’s Sleeve does an impeccable job of keeping the track dark yet bouncy at the same time, which I think puts it just ahead of Franz’s other version ‘Feeling Kind Of Anxious’.

The Juan MacLean – One Day

I must say that this track got me extremely excited for The Juan MacLean’s new album which is coming out I think in April. It seems that Maclean has spent quite some time just doing DJ sets and the odd remix here and there so it was a pleasure to hear a song which has been produced for the band. I am hoping it gains enough popularity to see a tour come to Australia and hopefully bringing with it some DFA celebrities. The track itself is probably my favourite of the moment with its catchy sly verses which will set up a tent in your head until you listen to it again.

Kaiser Chiefs – Never Miss A Beat (Cut Copy Remix)

Whatever Cut copy touches usually turns into gold – but I must say they had a little help here with one of the most catchy songs of last year in Kaiser Chief’s ‘Never Miss A Beat’. I remember first hearing the original live in Belgium last year and knowing that it was going to be a simple hit – so with a little bit of Cut Copy magic it will/has turned into a dance floor favourite.


You will hear from me again but right now I am a little exhausted

O yeah – that’s why I was saying sorry.

A Vulgar and Objectionable Person

It appears as though the door to my blog now includes a “Content Warning” pathetically hedged to its rusty hinges by complaints to Google. If you are reading this then I hope that you have understood the “Terms of Service” because if you haven’t and I offend you with my “objectionable” content then you are no longer just a douche bag – you are now a retarded douche bag who has been warned.


All my faithful non complaining readers will now be rewarded a dose of Derogatory Hitler in the form of a not so Jewish double playlist. If you are offended by any of my above or below comments – please save the world elsewhere and never come back here you queefing nun sluts.



A Derogatory Playlist PT VIII

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1. The Laughing Light Of Plenty – The Rose
2. Mission Control – Innerspace (Long John Saliva Remix)
3. The Shortwave Set – Now Til ’69 (Aeroplane Remix)
4. Padded Cell – Far Beneath London
5. Nikola Gala – Night Walk
6. Grand Popo Football Club – Les Hommes C’est Pas des Mecs
7. CSS – Move (Cut Copy Remix)
8. Cold War Kids – Hang Me Out To Dry (Hostage Remix)
9. Tired Irie – Skipteque
10. Bufi – We Begin
11. Pomomofo – Island (Hey Now Remix)
12. Walter Jones – Deuteronomy Brown (I-f Edit)
13. Kidda – Under The Sun (Herve Remix)
14. MGMT – Kids (Soulwax Remix)

A Derogatory Playlist PT IX

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1. Rubies – I Feel Electric (TieDye Remix)
2. The Lost Valintinos – Bismarck (Canyons Remix)
3.Architecture in Helsinki – That Beep (Kasper Vandergraff Mix)
4. Vampire Weekend – The Kids Don’t Stand A Chance (Chromeo Remix)
5. Cut Copy – Sands Of Time
6. Heavinz – Ride (Matt Hughes Remix)
7. Kissy Sell Out, Herve – Rikkalicious (12” Version)
8. Tiga – Mind Dimension (Kid Legit Remix)
9. KeenHouse – Mecho Maniac (On Off On Remix)
10. Hot Chip – Touch Too Much (Fake Blood Remix)
11. Fan Death – Veronica’s Veil (Erol Alkan’s Extended Rework)
12. Proxy – Raven
13. ZZT – The Worm (Erol Alkan’s Extended Rework)

I Highly Recommend

The Shortwave Set – Now Til 69’ (Aeroplane Remix)

I love telling stories, don’t you love listening to them? Will you listen to this one if I promise that it was not a dream – as I know that dreams are incredible boring to listen to unless they are your own.

I first heard of this track through one of the Chop Shop boys as he returned from Splendour in the Grass trying to detail in words the feeling he got when Gus (Bang Gang) dropped it during his set. He told me to get the track and get everything ‘Aeroplane’ does as it is all good – Well, I did my best and tried several times to get this track however something was always in my way and come 2 months later I still had not listened to it.

The story would continue one night at The Empire as Chop Shop dropped a nu disco number which made me close my eyes, move my head slightly from one side to the other as my hips were correlated in the opposite direction all while my palms were out and facing down – this movement continued with a smile that grew every 32 beats for 5 or 6 mins as my body expressed the feeling which Chop Shop could not originally explain with words. The song was The Shortwave Set – Now Till 69’ (Aeroplane Remix) and you were right thanks for the explanation.

Cannibalism

This track proves that you should always do what tastes right.


CSS – Move (Cut Copy Remix)

CSS are one of those bands with a perfect combination of familiar chords and sweet unique vocals which make them a remix dream. When someone with the production professionalism of Cut Copy gets their electronic mitts on the tracks it is a sure sign of a very friendly remix. Cut Copy play with this combination for the most part of the track giving listeners what they want and in the last 3 mins they start to create something special and give the listener exactly what they need.

Kidda – Under The Sun (Herve Remix)

I never thought I would highly recommend the glitchy fidgety style of Herve however there is something about the sudden change from female vocals to a face warping bass drop that gets me every time.

Atheism

This is not really a feel good track as such – however evidenced by the big bang theory and natural selection even the Branch Davidian religious sect in Waco could have been saved.


Vampire Weekend – The Kids Don’t Stand a Chance (Chromeo Remix)

Chormeo have splashed a sprinkle of gold over Vampire Weekend’s track ‘The Kids Don’t Stand a Chance”. The remix is not really in the same vein as most of their previous electro pop gems however they have utilised the vocal sample incredibly well to create an emotional journey through electronic chord heaven.

Tiga – Future Dimension (Kid Legit Remix)

As you can see I included the big 4 from Europe’s summer in my playlist (The Worm, Kids, Raven and Mind Dimension) mainly just to be cool and stop getting bullied. I have only recommended the ‘Kid Legit’ Remix of Tiga’s Mind Dimension due to the fact that I think all of the above songs were over hyped and need no more words typed about them. I chose this remix over the original as I think it uses the right samples in the right places and lets face it the original and Soulwax version are not going to get any justice until you hear that bass on some serious speakers.

I do hope I was able to utilise my new found “content warning” just a little because who wants to watch a PG movie anyway? – unless maybe they are Pixar or something? Whatever it is like my little brothers video – fuck off.

Buy the tracks from Itunes (good luck finding most of them)

Thanks

Jimps

P.S. I think this is like my first post ever I have not used the word Synth <-- Fuck.