A Derogatory Term

It appears as though the door to my blog now includes a “Content Warning” pathetically hedged to its rusty hinges by complaints to Google. If you are reading this then I hope that you have understood the “Terms of Service” because if you haven’t and I offend you with my “objectionable” content then you are no longer just a douche bag – you are now a retarded douche bag who has been warned.

All my faithful non complaining readers will now be rewarded a dose of Derogatory Hitler in the form of a not so Jewish double playlist. If you are offended by any of my above or below comments – please save the world elsewhere and never come back here you queefing nun sluts.

A Derogatory Playlist PT VIII

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1. The Laughing Light Of Plenty – The Rose
2. Mission Control – Innerspace (Long John Saliva Remix)
3. The Shortwave Set – Now Til ’69 (Aeroplane Remix)
4. Padded Cell – Far Beneath London
5. Nikola Gala – Night Walk
6. Grand Popo Football Club – Les Hommes C’est Pas des Mecs
7. CSS – Move (Cut Copy Remix)
8. Cold War Kids – Hang Me Out To Dry (Hostage Remix)
9. Tired Irie – Skipteque
10. Bufi – We Begin
11. Pomomofo – Island (Hey Now Remix)
12. Walter Jones – Deuteronomy Brown (I-f Edit)
13. Kidda – Under The Sun (Herve Remix)
14. MGMT – Kids (Soulwax Remix)

A Derogatory Playlist PT IX

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1. Rubies – I Feel Electric (TieDye Remix)
2. The Lost Valintinos – Bismarck (Canyons Remix)
3.Architecture in Helsinki – That Beep (Kasper Vandergraff Mix)
4. Vampire Weekend – The Kids Don’t Stand A Chance (Chromeo Remix)
5. Cut Copy – Sands Of Time
6. Heavinz – Ride (Matt Hughes Remix)
7. Kissy Sell Out, Herve – Rikkalicious (12” Version)
8. Tiga – Mind Dimension (Kid Legit Remix)
9. KeenHouse – Mecho Maniac (On Off On Remix)
10. Hot Chip – Touch Too Much (Fake Blood Remix)
11. Fan Death – Veronica’s Veil (Erol Alkan’s Extended Rework)
12. Proxy – Raven
13. ZZT – The Worm (Erol Alkan’s Extended Rework)

I Highly Recommend

The Shortwave Set – Now Til 69’ (Aeroplane Remix)

I love telling stories, don’t you love listening to them? Will you listen to this one if I promise that it was not a dream – as I know that dreams are incredible boring to listen to unless they are your own.

I first heard of this track through one of the Chop Shop boys as he returned from Splendour in the Grass trying to detail in words the feeling he got when Gus (Bang Gang) dropped it during his set. He told me to get the track and get everything ‘Aeroplane’ does as it is all good – Well, I did my best and tried several times to get this track however something was always in my way and come 2 months later I still had not listened to it.

The story would continue one night at The Empire as Chop Shop dropped a nu disco number which made me close my eyes, move my head slightly from one side to the other as my hips were correlated in the opposite direction all while my palms were out and facing down – this movement continued with a smile that grew every 32 beats for 5 or 6 mins as my body expressed the feeling which Chop Shop could not originally explain with words. The song was The Shortwave Set – Now Till 69’ (Aeroplane Remix) and you were right thanks for the explanation.

Cannibalism

This track proves that you should always do what tastes right.

CSS – Move (Cut Copy Remix)

CSS are one of those bands with a perfect combination of familiar chords and sweet unique vocals which make them a remix dream. When someone with the production professionalism of Cut Copy gets their electronic mitts on the tracks it is a sure sign of a very friendly remix. Cut Copy play with this combination for the most part of the track giving listeners what they want and in the last 3 mins they start to create something special and give the listener exactly what they need.

Kidda – Under The Sun (Herve Remix)

I never thought I would highly recommend the glitchy fidgety style of Herve however there is something about the sudden change from female vocals to a face warping bass drop that gets me every time.

Atheism

This is not really a feel good track as such – however evidenced by the big bang theory and natural selection even the Branch Davidian religious sect in Waco could have been saved.

Vampire Weekend – The Kids Don’t Stand a Chance (Chromeo Remix)

Chormeo have splashed a sprinkle of gold over Vampire Weekend’s track ‘The Kids Don’t Stand a Chance”. The remix is not really in the same vein as most of their previous electro pop gems however they have utilised the vocal sample incredibly well to create an emotional journey through electronic chord heaven.

Tiga – Future Dimension (Kid Legit Remix)

As you can see I included the big 4 from Europe’s summer in my playlist (The Worm, Kids, Raven and Mind Dimension) mainly just to be cool and stop getting bullied. I have only recommended the ‘Kid Legit’ Remix of Tiga’s Mind Dimension due to the fact that I think all of the above songs were over hyped and need no more words typed about them. I chose this remix over the original as I think it uses the right samples in the right places and lets face it the original and Soulwax version are not going to get any justice until you hear that bass on some serious speakers.

I do hope I was able to utilise my new found “content warning” just a little because who wants to watch a PG movie anyway? – unless maybe they are Pixar or something? Whatever it is like my little brothers video – fuck off.

Buy the tracks from Itunes (good luck finding most of them)

Thanks

Jimps

P.S. I think this is like my first post ever I have not used the word Synth <-- Fuck.